1. Making a new primary because whoever the douche is that showed my blog to my youth minister!

    thesecretsofjungbung:

    t(-_-t)

    Message this accountg for my new URL, I’ll check it for a while!

     

  2. Making a new primary because whoever the douche is that showed my blog to my youth minister!

    t(-_-t)

    Message this accountg for my new URL, I’ll check it for a while!

     

  3. The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

    (Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via officialbeyonceknowles)

     
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  6. Anonymous said: i will eat ur ass in any situation, even at my grandmas funeral just let me plz

    dinoonyourface:

    eat my ass on abuelita’s coffin in front of all ur tias and tios

     

  7. "My first love
    was some insignificant boy
    when it should have been
    myself."
    — Michelle K., First Love. (via michellekpoems)

    (via dinoonyourface)

     

    1. gay boy: hey man you look good today
    2. straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
    3. straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
     
  8. fancypancakes:

    confused-companion:

    whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

    I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via unplannedchild)

     
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  10. niki-van-awesome:

    spring-loaded-jesus-candles:

    fireghostshigher:

    A quick PSA, because working in a New Age store I realize a lot of people don’t know this.  Keep in mind this is the simple version.

    The fella on the left-hand side, that’s Gautama Buddha, the Buddha, the central figure in Buddhism.  Note that he is not considered a god, but a teacher and spiritual leader, the first to attain Enlightenment in his era.  Note also how thin he is.  This is because the Buddha fasted a lot.  He was born Siddhartha Gautama.  Buddha is a title, and not actually his name.

    The fella on the right-hand side is not Buddha.  This is a common misconception in the West.  That is Hotai (or Budai or Hotei depending on the language), a Buddhist monk from China and folkloric hero.  Hotai is thought by many to be a Buddha, but he is not the Buddha.  Unlike Buddha, Hotai actually is revered as a god in Chinese folklore, although not in Buddhist practice.

    This post is based on things I’ve been taught by my Buddhist coworker but if I forgot or mixed up something important and you are Buddhist and you notice, please let me know.

    This has been an informational post.  Have a nice day.

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE READ THIS. READ IT. LEARN IT. PREACH IT.

    I AM SO TIRED OF EVERYONE BELIEVING THIS MISCONCEPTION.

    (Source: internetbooashouting, via magicalmysterytardis)

     

  11. robonoise:

    fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention

    (Source: 190430952, via thequeenofkanto)

     
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  13. fandomjunkiesanonymous:

    craighead:

    christinegro:

    garnnetea:

    this is amazing. 

    #potterhead forever.

    This is tripping me out..

    The longer you stare the weirder it gets lol

    so true omfg what

    (Source: uphayinaphu, via ass-tec)

     
  14. chadleymacguff:

    that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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